You know, people sometimes do things without thinking them through. Then she’s stupid.
Because fat jokes are as awesome as rapey vampire jokes.
it’s not a fat joke he’s an actual elephant you idiot
from the show:
srsly, one of the best sight gags they’ve ever done
even if you know nothing about Hinduism, how do you not remember this?
How the female mind works:
Hot guy that plays instrument:
Hot guy that plays instrument and SINGS:
I WILL ALWAYS REBLOG ANYTHING CONTAINING ‘OLD AS BALLS’
checking your phone in the middle of the night
#me in class when i get the answer wrong
*dies trying to hit the high notes in Chandelier*
Remember the time Squidward thought Sponge Bob was coming out.
I NEVER UNDERSTOOD THIS as a child and oh my god
there are 2 sexes but a lot of genders. when a child is born, you have to take care of them as the sex they are because they are uncapable of understanding the difference between all the gender identities. it’s not trans*phobic or cissexist it’s literally giving the child proper care
Then I realize what it is. It’s him. Something about him makes me feel like I am about to fall. Or turn to liquid. Or burst into flames.